Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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