I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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