It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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