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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He told me they were just razor bumps!

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.

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• (805): View more from California

  Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.

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• (323): View more from California

  Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.

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