he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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