Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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