Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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