I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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