All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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