what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
His nipple licking is glorious
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