I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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