I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
how does that bad decision feel?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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