I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize