Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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