Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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