My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
