He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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