its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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