I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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