i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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