What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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