It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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