D3 body, D1 cock
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
cat food counts as protein by the way
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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