Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
cat food counts as protein by the way
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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