So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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