I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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