Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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