hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I want a musical about memes.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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