Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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