you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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