JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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