just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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