Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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