dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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