hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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