Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
We are two peas in an std pod
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
You don't make any sense
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