Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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