There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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