no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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