the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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