have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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