Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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