I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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