If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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