he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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