I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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