We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
my liver is dry heaving
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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