vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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