Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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