i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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