my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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