Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize